My employees call me the Houdini…because I am a great escape artist…they can never find me…just the way I like it.
When it comes to planning an excellent disappearing act,
we can learn a lot from RATS.
Just open your cage door and let yourself OUT!
Ladies and gents, the moment that you have all been waiting for! The great disappearing act! Who’s ready to see this spectacular finale? What a lively crowd! Alright folks let the magic begin! Here’s how to escape your office like a rat!
Look at me… I am Houdini-ing like a boss!!
When I am in a tough situation, my survival instincts kick in. The more stressful the situation, the better. Houdini-ing is a lost art form, so as bosses, we should embrace our inner cat-like reflexes, skitter out of there, and hide somewhere safe.
There are dangerous factors about being a boss. If I wasn’t able to escape certain situations, I would be be mangled and potentially killed. So far, at work, I’ve nearly drowned myself in paperwork and senior management have almost blown my ear off with phone calls.
That’s right, Houdini-ing may save your bottom! It could be game over, for real. Some great places to hide… (where they will never find you)…
- In your car.
- Under your desk!
- In an empty meeting room.
And next time a member of senior management calls, just have your secretary say, “He is not available right now”.
While you’re hiding, always be thinking positive. If you focus on what could go wrong, if you panic, it will go wrong.
Disclaimer: Bad Boss posts are meant to be humorous and should not to be taken seriously.